crumbled-paper-hearts:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

When Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar I expect everyone in the world to simultaneously stand and applaud, I expect newborn babies to pop out of their mother’s vaginas and do fist pumps, and I expect dragons and fireworks to shoot into the sky. I will accept nothing less.

Yeah we’re gonna have to cancel those dragons

(via chesxca)

tastefullyoffensive:

If Pixar Characters Were in the 2014 Best Picture Nominated Films [break]

Previously: LEGO-fied 2014 Best Picture Oscar Nominees

beyoncevszombie:

"Got me looking so crazy right now"

beyoncevszombie:

"Got me looking so crazy right now"

beyoncevszombie:

"I left my head and my heart on the dance floor"

beyoncevszombie:

"I left my head and my heart on the dance floor"

beyoncevszombie:

"My body’s too bootilicious for ya"

beyoncevszombie:

"My body’s too bootilicious for ya"

beyoncevszombie:

"To the left, to the left … Everything you own in a box to the left"

beyoncevszombie:

"To the left, to the left … Everything you own in a box to the left"

beyoncevszombie:

"If I were a boy"

beyoncevszombie:

"If I were a boy"

beyoncevszombie:

"Killing me softly"

beyoncevszombie:

"Killing me softly"

beyoncevszombie:

"Remember those walls I built? Well, baby they’re tumbling down"

beyoncevszombie:

"Remember those walls I built? Well, baby they’re tumbling down"

beyoncevszombie:

"Run the world"

beyoncevszombie:

"Run the world"